We've Done the Impossible and That Makes Us Mighty

Ask me anything   Submit   Eden. 21. Nursing major. I'm a huge bookworm, caffeine addict, music lover, ultimate procrastinator, kid at heart, linguaphile, avid soccer fan, future beach bum, Browncoat for life, and Muser for eternity. Mindless reblogging and will occasionally talk about my bipolar disorder and/or bulimia recovery, too.

Enjoy the vortex that is my Tumblr.

Oh, and my title comes from the tv show Firefly :)

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

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— 9 hours ago with 64089 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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— 10 hours ago with 112427 notes
biomorphosis:

To ensure that mud and dirt doesn’t get tracked into their nice forest home, chipmunks are incredibly hygienic and will constantly groom themselves from head to tail.

biomorphosis:

To ensure that mud and dirt doesn’t get tracked into their nice forest home, chipmunks are incredibly hygienic and will constantly groom themselves from head to tail.

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— 10 hours ago with 5936 notes

pinkandgreenlivingthedream:

There’s no heartache that some Tswift can’t fix

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— 22 hours ago with 135 notes
official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

— 22 hours ago with 165337 notes

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

(Source: sizvideos, via glassdragon)

— 22 hours ago with 92556 notes
#bruh  #mad respect for ballerinas man  #mad respect 

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

haruri33:

だるまさんが転んだ。

I want twenty.

(Source: sizvideos, via dragonsbarbelle)

— 22 hours ago with 17287 notes

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

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— 1 day ago with 205939 notes

yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

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